Search engines are often asked funny and ridiculous questions... and they answer!!! :)

Here are some of them:

1. “How to Google on Google?” - The search giant Google is dissatisfied with the way it uses the neologism verb “to google” to mean “search on the Internet.”

2. “What to do if you’re bored?” – in this case, Yandex suggests deciding where exactly you are bored: at work, at school or at home. :)

3. “How to open a can of sprat with two teaspoons and a slipper?” – one of the suggested tips: “Rub the edge of the can on the asphalt to make it thinner. Then put it on a slipper so it doesn’t run away, and finish off the puree with spoons.”

4. “One hundred ways to entertain yourself in the shower” – advice from the spa salon:
- Try for yourself all the bubbles that are in the bathroom.
- Slip and fall.
- Try to sing. It will be fun not only for you.
- Wash.

5. “What to do if you don’t want to work?” - “Try to sleep! Sometimes it’s curable!” - Google replied.

What to do if you don’t want to go to work in the morning? - “Open Forbes magazine and find your last name there. Didn't find it? Then go to work. Found it? Then you can sleep for another half hour and still go to work.”

6. “What can you do in the spring?” - “Replenish the ranks of the armed forces”...

7. “Where can I get a human skull?” - "Buy!"

8. “Will the hedgehog drown?” - “And it depends on how much water is in the basin”...

9. “What should I ask the ash tree?” - “The Botanical Garden of Moscow State University suffered from frost. The cold split the trunk of a hundred-year-old ash tree, froze a walnut and damaged several apricot trees, but we managed to save the most heat-loving pets of the garden – African water lilies.”

10. “Small, fluffy, chews on pebbles! Who is this?" - a stone-eater or a small, fluffy stone-eater!

11. “What to do if you swallow an ax?” - The doctor gives recommendations on what to do if you swallow an axe, advises you to avoid collisions with hard objects because an ax can pierce your stomach from the inside and pin you, for example, to a wall, which will make you completely helpless. After this, the doctor tells how he recently removed an ax twice her size from an old woman.

12. “Who is smarter than a fifth grader?” - “Television game on the STS channel”...

13. “When should I throw away my Christmas tree?” “You shouldn’t throw away the Christmas tree for as long as possible, because it builds character and teaches you to control emotions - you start vacuuming, and all the needles stick into the carpet on purpose, you freak out, you get nervous, but there’s nowhere to go, so you bend over and pick it out with your little hands.”

14. “What happens if you throw a crowbar into a train toilet at full speed?” - “He’ll fall through there”...

15. “yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy” – Google offers approximately 22,800 results!!! By the way, the more “s”, the more search results are offered!!!

16. “Where am I?” - “The question is always relevant!”

17. Google “23 boa constrictors in parrots” and you will find out that 23 boa constrictors = 874 parrots. And in response to the query “23 boa constrictors in monkeys,” Google will inform you that
23 boa constrictors = 115 monkeys.

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An article about Google jokes. The Google search engine has in its arsenal not only tools for webmasters.

I present the 25 most popular Google jokes.

Hello dear readers

Today we will talk about humorous tricks from the Google search engine. I've collected all the popular and new Google jokes for you. You can try and play for yourself. View the suggested options in the video. I hope you will like it!

Google jokes create a great mood

Almost every day I turn to this search engine to find out useful information on the Internet. I always find exactly what I was looking for. As the author who created a blog on WordPress knows, you often have to turn to search engines to collect various information. In addition, the blog has a search system installed from it. You can check it yourself (in the upper right corner) by typing a word or phrase in the search bar. Overall, I'm pleased with this search engine.

I constantly use his browser for web surfing – Chrome/Google Chrome. It also makes me happy, it works reliably and quickly. I have written more than once about useful extensions from Chrome; in the same search on the blog you can find articles on this topic. For those who do not want to waste their precious time, I suggest that you immediately go and get acquainted with Chrome extension, thanks to which you can quickly. Who knows, you might find it useful in this article!

Like many of you, I have an innate curiosity. When I was younger, many people made comments to me about this. I'm very curious and ask a lot of questions. I realize that too much—why?—is also not good. It is thanks to this feature that I was recently looking for necessary information and accidentally fell into jokes with - how is this an option?

Many people guess that this international search engine has a lot of weight on the Internet. The largest video hosting YouTube.com also belongs to Google, I used to say Google in general. The last two blog articles are directly related to this hosting of popular videos. I advise you to search in the search engine or on the main page. And just recently appeared. Another opportunity to make money on your video channel.

Since we're talking about YouTube, entertain yourself within the framework of this service. While playing the video, pause it and simultaneously press the up and side keys on the keyboard. Now we quickly remember how we played Snake on Tetris. I spent quite a long time directing this fast beast to the goal on the YouTube video screen. The snake appears in the video watching exactly YouTube service(verified!)

Looking through popular Google jokes, I noticed that most of them are an excellent tool for raising your spirits. Still, the Google team tries to be the best and professional in everything. However, this does not stop them from delighting us users with their new features.

Google understands humor and invites us to become active participants in our own jokes. Therefore, I tried to mention here the most popular jokes on Google. I collected everything in one place, so to speak.

Before writing the article, I thought about what category to put it in. I chose the section - /Useful on the Internet/, I think the rest of the entries in it will also be useful to you.

The founders of the search engine, Sergey Brin and Larry Page, probably imagined the scale of development of their brainchild in the future. And they were right. Google now occupies a leading position in the world in technologies for searching and collecting huge amounts of data on the Internet. And the fact that the search engine team pleases us website authors not only with the necessary tools in the Google Webmaster Tools panel, but also throws up funny jokes with Google from time to time.

Add your voice to this article on Google+ and post it on other popular social networks. communities. This can be done at the end of the article. I also ask you to tell me in the comments which of the jokes you liked or enjoyed the most. Thanks to all!

Google jokes - list of the most popular

Most of the jokes on Google are the result of the development of a friendly search engine team, but all over the world there are craftsmen who repeat and complement its jokes.

For example, there’s a joke with Google, but this is not a corporation’s development. Write the word in English in the search -

• Gravity

and on the search page follow the first link. While the search is falling down in the form of bricks, have time to throw a few. I managed!

All actions will be carried out on the page Google search.com, you can check all the jokes there.

The company has been developing and placing a logo on the search results page for the last 10 years.

Type /Google logos/ in the search bar and press Enter. Or a Google joke - scattering balls, insert

• Particle Logo

The first one in the search results is our goal. Here on the page you can hover your mouse over the logo and watch the reaction of the balls. There will also be the link we need - Back to Google Logos. We go through it and see an archive of logos that were dedicated to some event taking place in the world, according to the company. The screenshot at the beginning of the article is taken from there. There is the date of the event and a link to the logo itself with search tags. According to Google itself, over the years (since 2000) more than 1,000 logos have been created.

But, if you still type the above suggested query / Google logos /, the search engine will offer the necessary links for further transition to Google jokes.

The screenshot showed which of them will lead us to them

1. link to archive with logos
2. link to a page where you can play an electronic synthesizer and record your work. Press the keys and record the sound. Then we listen. I think you'll figure it out, the interface is the same simple audio player.
3. it goes directly to the logo. On the side there is the ability to scroll.

• google.com/doodles/alan-turings-100th-birthday

A Google joke similar to the one described above is below. You have a guitar and 7 strings at your disposal. Music and recording are yours!

• google.com/logos/2011/lespaul.html

Now about the fun tricks. Below is a list of queries, copy each separately Ctr+C into the browser search bar and Enter. We watch what is happening.

• do a barrel roll

• more fun Google zerg rush

• tilt or askew

• Let It Snow – I checked it yesterday, it started snowing, today for some reason it didn’t work. What about you?

• Who’s the cutest – click / I’ll be lucky /

• insert the anagram and translate into Russian – Did you mean: nag a ram

And we get: / sawing a sheep /

• Once in a Blue Moon then press Enter

• Number of Horns on a Unicorn /

• Answer to Life the Universe and Everything/answer to life about the universe?/

I advise you not to trust me, but to check everything yourself. Suddenly the author began to compose?

The Google system also provides various converters for its users. For example, let's type in the search:

• dollar to euro

and see the output result, or

• boa constrictor in parrots

The search engine will calculate and give the correct answer in its opinion (using its calculator) - the first position in the search results.

Google Map service

Some time ago, a photo from Google service Maps has made a lot of noise. The fact is that the service acquires photographs of streets and houses located in cities around the world from organizations and individuals. One of them surprised the public. This one was accidentally hit by a strange object. What it is - judge for yourself.

Let me move on to a pleasant Google joke for me. Type in search:

30th Anniversary of PAC-MAN

and on the search results page, follow the first link. You will be taken to a page where you can remember and play the popular game of your youth, PAC-MAN. After activation / Iinsert Coin / the game is launched and now everything depends only on you. Remember how you played it for hours, your fingers will regain their former response. Now I myself will return to this page when the desire arises to drive PAC-MAN. I played and I was in a great mood for the whole day!

The next one is also a third-party product, Google has nothing to do with it. Here

Try clicking on an empty space on the page several times, and notice what has changed in the Google logo

Have you seen how the search field can move away from you, shrinking before your eyes? Then look: highlight on the page and through context menu- go to the address

• toosmalltouse.com

See how your search window can get bigger and bigger. Impressive, isn't it!

• toobigtouse.com

Useful Google jokes

After the chips for a good mood, I’ll introduce you to interesting service. With it, you can help your friends and relatives learn to find necessary information in search of. By the way, I’ll give you information next time about SEO plugins for WordPress. Do not miss - . It’s like a useful Google joke, and at the same time I was happy to use it myself.

You need to log in to the service

• lmgtfy.com

and type the desired word into the search field. The service will generate a link for you that you can email to your friends. In general, there is nothing complicated here. All you have to do is try and then view the link you received. Options:

1. copy link
2. link via shortening service
3. or go straight to it

I have prepared my own for readers -

• bit.ly/T5MMuG

You've probably seen a flash cloud on many websites. So look how this Google joke is implemented in search

• mrdoob.com/projects/chromeexperiments/google_sphere/

I hope I didn’t bore anyone with the listing of tricks and jokes from Google?

I’ll wrap it up and finally make a suggestion interesting feature Google search engine

Type a query: Google you honey

And pay attention to the first positions. Personally, I was very impressed! And you?

It turned out to be a funny little list. Some of this list puts me in a great mood. Based on the results of all of the above, I liked the search engine’s response to the request the most – zerg rush

Many of those who use Android phones know that in versions older than 4.1 a function appeared, which is voice assistant similar to Apple's Siri. My personal acquaintance with Google Now happened quite recently, but has already managed to give a lot of positive emotions, not only because of the useful functionality, but mostly because of the jokes in Okay Google.

Jokes on Okay Google

My introduction to the “Hey Google” assistant command was completely accidental, after I once received a push notification in which I was asked to update Google Now and use the assistant function. For the first hour, it was as if I wasn’t myself, walking from room to room and in every possible way coming up with various funny jokes for Ok Google.

Funny commands and funny answers Ok Google

Here I will give a list of the funniest and most unusual commands and questions, ok Google in my opinion, but I immediately warn you that most of them were originally created for the original language and it is not a fact that each of the listed commands will work as it should in the great Russian. But nevertheless, it’s worth a try; as a last resort, you can always get confused, as I did, and memorize the commands in English.

So let's get started:

• Tell me a joke (Tell me a joke);
• What is a rusty trombone? (What is a rusty trombone?);
• What does the Fox say? (What does the Fox say?);
• What's the loneliest number? (Which number is the loneliest?);
• Make me a sandwich (Make me a sandwich/sandwich);
• When am I? (When will I?);
• Instead of the standard call command “OK Google” (Okay Google), you can also use the commands “Hey Google” (Hey Google), “OK Computer” (Okay Computer);
• Who are you? (Who are you?);
• What is the nature of the universe? (How was the Universe created?);
• What is your favorite color? (What is your favorite color).

In order not to spoil your fun, I will not provide a list of exact answers virtual assistant these commands and questions, check it yourself, I guarantee it will be very fun and exciting, tested personally on myself and my friends.

Hello everyone, dear friends. How are you feeling? Looking forward to your next weekend installment? It's okay, be patient. There's nothing left. And so that you don’t get bored, I have prepared for you jokes about Google, which I found on the Internet and which work on this moment.

1. Google gravity. Follow the link http://www.mrdoob.com/projects/chromeexperiments/google-gravity/ or enter in search bar Google gravity and follow the first link. You will be taken to the search engine Google system, only she’s like Humpty Dumpty, i.e. fell down the blocks. But what's most interesting is that it works. If you enter any query in the fallen search bar, then the real ones will fall on top search results, through which you can access the site. In addition, by holding the mouse on any block, you can spin it and throw it.
2. Zerg Rush toy. Enter zerg rush in the search and red and yellow letters O will appear at the top, which will destroy your search results. You need to destroy them by left-clicking on the letters. Cool time killer).
   
3. Changeling. Write do a barrel roll in the search bar and the entire page will rotate 360 ​​degrees in real time. Quite an unusual sight.
4. Interactive holiday logos. We all know that Google usually makes some kind of original logo when a holiday comes. In general this link you can see different doodles that have ever existed in the entire history of the search engine. You can also highlight some cool ones. For example, for the 30th anniversary of the famous game Pac-man, Google replaced the logo with this game — Play
   For the game itself you need to click on the Insert Coin button. But few people know that if after starting the game you click on the Insert Coin button again, the game will restart in two-player mode (a boy and a girl). You play as a boy using the arrow keys, and as a girl using the WASD keys.
5. Go to Google images and type “atari breakout” in the search and you will see how the pictures shrink and change colors, and in the meantime you can play a game like Arkanoid. It's also a good way to kill time.)
   
6. Type askew in the search bar and you will see the screen tilt slightly. When I turned it on for the first time, I didn’t immediately understand what the trick was, although it was clear that something was wrong here.
7. Service " How to search" Generally a useless service, but you can make fun of it. If someone does not know how to use Google search and needs to find a specific request, then you go to the service, enter the request and press Enter. After that, simply copy the link and send it to someone who needs it. The whole joke is that by clicking on the link you will see clear example recruitment of this request with all search results.

Previously, there were a lot more such jokes, especially with Google translator, but then they fixed it all and over time there were fewer jokes. Well, maybe later new ones will appear that will help pass your time.

Well, in general, I wanted to offer you this article as a little relaxation. If you know any other jokes, write them in the comments. I'll be happy to add them to this collection.

Well, on this cheerful note, I say goodbye to you. Be sure to subscribe to my blog updates and share the article with your friends on in social networks. Good luck to you. Bye bye!

Best regards, Dmitry Kostin.

Hi all!

Until yesterday, I couldn’t even suspect the existence of such a topic as jokes with Yandex and Google. Turns out search engines They also like to joke!

It is in this article that I want to reveal to you 10 secret jokes from Google that everyone can try. No, you don’t need any investment here, everything is absolutely free.

You will be able to please yourself and your friends, experience the main jokes with Yandex and Google to the fullest!

Well, shall we get started? It's time to have some fun, otherwise it's all work and work!

10 secret jokes from Google, jokes with Yandex and Google.

Google jokes!

• First joke:

When watching any video on YouTube, stop it and quickly, alternately press: right, up. Enjoy the game of snake! To be honest, this joke didn’t work out for me! And you?

• Google-gravity:

We are creating a real mess on the pages of the Google search engine... To do this, follow the link: http://www.mrdoob.com/projects/chromeexperiments/google-gravity/.

You can drag everything, throw it and cause complete chaos, and you can safely use the search engine for its intended purpose (to search)!

• Third secret:

Chinese Google for image search: http://www.google.com.hk/intl/zh-CN/landing/shuixia/

At first glance, this is an ordinary search engine, but the seabed, fish, water are a little confusing...

But as soon as we enter a search query, pictures immediately start pouring in and chaos begins again (we move objects, make waves, etc.)!

And if you click on the familiar button on the Russian Internet “I’ll be lucky!” (only here everything is in Chinese), then you will be showered with gold and various treasures (press the button many times, otherwise one click will bring only one coin)!

• Fourth secret:

We enter the following phrases one by one into the search engine and look at the result:

do a barrel roll

do a barrel roll

zerg rush

zerg rush

tilt

tilt

I won’t tell you the details, you’ll see for yourself!

• Atari breakout:

Breakout is an arcade game similar to Pong, created by Atari in 1976. A continuation followed in 1978 - Super Breakout. The most famous clone of the game is Arkanoid.

The upper third of the game screen is occupied by rows of bars. The ball moves across the screen, bouncing off the top and side borders of the screen. When the ball hits the block, it bounces and the block disappears. The player loses one life when the ball hits the bottom of the screen; to prevent this, the player has a movable racket with which the ball can be thrown back into top part screen.

Go to " Google Images" and enter this:

atari breakout

atari breakout

• Piano on YouTube:

Turn on the video ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlcfB9ZPmJw) and play with the top numbers on the keyboard. Then you stop and remember the first point!

• Doodles:

Probably everyone knows what doodles are... Okay, I’ll tell you about this strange word:

Doodles are unusual holiday versions of the main logo Google pages. They appear in honor of holidays, anniversaries of great events or anniversaries of famous artists, discoverers and scientists who changed the course of history.

You can read more about the history of their origin here (very interesting and informative).

In this way, the Google team shows its respect for certain events, and also tries to diversify its home page, adds a twist, so to speak!

It is especially worth paying attention to this doodle:

In honor of Les Paul's birthday, a guitar was created in 2011:

Here's how to play for your health: http://www.google.com/logos/2011/lespaul.html.

It's better to play with numbers, but you can move the mouse too!

Is it possible to see every doodle ever created?

Yes! Doodles for all countries created since 1998 are collected at www.google.com/doodles. This collection is constantly growing, so be sure to check back often!

• Pac-Man:

Does everyone remember the game Pac-Man?

If you want to play, go to: https://www.google.com/doodles/30th-anniversary-of-pac-man.

• Rubik's Cube:

Let's do without further ado: https://www.google.com/logos/2014/rubiks/rubiks.html.

• Automatic Google:

If you are fed up with requests to find something in the search because “they can’t do it themselves,” then you can always use the website kak-iskat.ru. And the anger will pass and you can laugh!

• Small jokes with the translator:

In Google Translate (https://translate.google.com/) enter: “Good morning, Dmitry Anatolyevich or Good morning, Vladimir Vladimirovich.” Now everything works correctly, before it was like this:

• This is interesting:

The search has a unit converter function (in Yandex too). For example: if you enter “dollar to euro”, then the exchange rate will come first. You can even ask him “how many parrots are in a boa constrictor” and he will answer you (better use Google)!

It turns out Google is not the only joker! Yandex is also a fan of joking and making fun of its users!

So, jokes from Yandex!

• Yandex weather:

Go to the website (http://pogoda.yandex.ua/), we find something like a slot machine, the so-called “lucky weather”... Found it?

So, click on the handle 20 times! So what's the result? Damn jokers! 😀

• Yandex-gravity:

Let me present to your attention Yandex gravity: http://f7soft.ru/_gravity/index.htm.

There are also many jokes with Yandex and Google for various search queries, but this is not so interesting!

For example, type the most popular query “Google you honey” and pay attention to the first positions!

What tricks do you know about search engines? Be sure to unsubscribe in the comments and I will update this post, it will benefit everyone!

By the way, soon I will reveal cool secrets: how to increase blog traffic, where to get unique articles without investment, where you can earn extra money on the Internet, etc.! So subscribe and stay updated on all new events!

So, I told you 10 secret jokes from Google (or even more), I told you about Yandex jokes... I hope this information was useful and you took a little break from your work!

But I also found a cool video about how programmers joke, I couldn’t resist adding, watch:

Google's biggest secret revealed

Recently there was news about the so-called<<загадочной барже>> in San Francisco, before that its purpose was hidden.

The fact is that the Google campaign is building a barge in the San Francisco Bay, but its purpose was carefully hidden. There were different options on this topic: classified military base or floating data centers.

You can discard all options regarding the alien invasion, everything turned out to be much simpler! Google will use this barge to present its new products.

That's all for today! See you!

Sincerely, Vladislav Lemishko.